Here are some more rules to live by:

• Deny all Wrongdoing. Do not apologize, even if you have done wrong.
• We're not in the business of doing good. We're in the business of making money.
• This is not a Democracy.
• People are Human Resources. Don't begin to think of them as Humans, though. They're expendable resources.
• Appearance is more important the Truth. Appear truthful. There's no need to be truthful.
• Drape yourself in in the flag, but there's no need to live up to American values. In fact, American values are at odds with Corporate values.