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Piercing Thoughts
by Pierce Thorne

In Search of ... a New Cliché


Your Very Own Banal Profile

If you're at a loss for words, and don't mind being completely indistinguishable from all the other profiles in the online dating scene, this is just the thing for you.

Simply fill out the form and hit Generate. I'll cook something up that fits in nicely with the crowd. It seems that you'll need to use these stock phrases or the people viewing your profile will think you're some degenerate, so check as many of them as you think are appropriate.

Introductory Material
Why are you here?
Describe how wonderful you are.
Inject a Modicum of modesty? I don't know how to describe myself
I'm modest
It's what friends say
Self Description:
I am:
career-oriented
caring
creative
down to earth
fun-loving
good-looking
goofy
great with children
honest
independent
intelligent
interesting
kind
modest
open-minded
outgoing
outspoken
practical
romantic
sensitive
sexy
shy
sincere
well-balanced
Most Popular Activities:
I like to:
work out
cook
barbeque
hike
bike
rollerblade
go to movies
walk along the beach
travel
read
Other Stuff
I enjoy doing things for other people.
I admire someone who is adventurous
I like honesty in a person
I give a lot of myself
Serious responses only
I like to take care of my body: I am not into gyms.
Meaningless Value Bromide:
I like to live life to the fullest
You only live once
Life is too short
Nothing ventured, nothing gained
I'll try anything once
I don't believe in love at first sight
Without the help/support of my friends/family/parents, I would not be the person I am today
All my friends like me
I believe there's someone for everyone
Variety is the spice of life
Other Banal Statements
Something important to me:
In Search Of
I'm looking for
 
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